Description

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A little book with a big message . . . for when life hits us with a splat.

Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.

What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected -- and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

About the Author

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Sue Salvi is an actor, artist, and writer who lives in Chicago. She performs regularly in Chicago at the Second City, at the iO Theater, and at other reputable/non-offensive establishments.

Megan Kellie is a writer, actor, artist, and other who lives in major American cities, this time Chicago. She has written for NPR, the Paper Machete, and Proper Noun.